I Don't Even Know What to Say

Just kidding. I'm saying a lot.

Before I say what I’m gonna say, here’s my plea. Read this piece in its entirety before you unsubscribe, unfriend, unfollow, or, worse-case scenario, decide to have me assassinated. If at the end of this, you feel you must do any of those first three things, then at least I tried.

If your political beliefs differ from mine, you’ll be gratified to know t…